Cancers not born in July are crypids
One time I was saying I liked to eat carrots and cucumbers whole instead than chopped in the salad and one friend started ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) oh yeah.... You love to eat carrots and cucumbers..... You love to stuff them in your mouth....
And I said "I'm not talking abt dicks!!! Dicks aren't cronchy no matter how hard they are!!!!"
And then he was horrified "have you attempted to bite a dick????"
Being +21 on Waterfall
#old timey bathing suit. bc its a waterfall. and were old #anyways I'm searching for more blogs to follow but yall are litarally still teenagers smh!!! #I want to find other millennials who still cant afford to move out!!! #where yall at my parents are out tonight lets play smash bros and look for jobs #shitpost #den yells2 notes
YALL IM ABSOLULEY LOSING MY DHIT OBEE THUS IMAHE AAJAJSJDJJGKGKKH