Posts tagged Shitpost:

Charm against transphobes use wisely and with no hesitation

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Rollerblading: rolling while wielding a blade


if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get me a sword


Why are they called chopsticks if they aren't for chopping


My stance on the food discourse: eat cronchy food only


Cocks don't cronch


One time I was saying I liked to eat carrots and cucumbers whole instead than chopped in the salad and one friend started ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) oh yeah.... You love to eat carrots and cucumbers..... You love to stuff them in your mouth....

And I said "I'm not talking abt dicks!!! Dicks aren't cronchy no matter how hard they are!!!!"

And then he was horrified "have you attempted to bite a dick????"


Who else loves a cronchy snack


⚔️SWORD GIVEAWAY⚔️

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Like/repour and I will give the POINTY END OF A SWORD to a nazi or any bigot of your choice!

You can repour AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT

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Respect trans people or die by the sword


YALL IM ABSOLULEY LOSING MY DHIT OBEE THUS IMAHE AAJAJSJDJJGKGKKH


Zacian is a sword lesbian


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